ORGANIC clothing CO. needs SUPER SMART everything person

Check out ONNO T-Shirt Company to learn more about us.

READ CAREFULLY: In order to apply for this position, PLEASE DO ALL 5 THINGS:

[1] Send me a LOOM video and tell me about yourself or tell me anything you want. I can’t tell anything from an email, so I really need a video to understand who you are.

[2] Write me an email and show me that your English is amazing – but DO NOT USE Chat GPT (I will know if you did). For this role, your English needs to be fantastic. Your email doesn’t have to be long.

[3] Tell me the hourly wage in USD that would make you happy and satisfy you.

[4] Confirm that you can work during the ‘Graveyard’ shift.

[5] If you have a LinkedIn profile, send it to me. If you don’t, then tell me you don’t.

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IMPORTANT: IF YOU DON’T DO ALL 5 THINGS, YOU WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED FOR THE POSITION.

Why am I being so strict about the 5 items above? I’d like to know if you are reading the ad and if you care enough to do what I am asking. I need someone that pays attention to ALL details.

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More about this role:

ONNO is a fast-growing DTC brand. We’re pretty big and plan on growing very big.

I am looking for someone SUPER smart. You know who you are 🙂

You should have business in your blood and love working. You love business and DTC brands. Working should be your hobby.

My name is Jack, and I run ONNO along with a few other great people.

I need someone that could do everything: accounting, customer service, operations, outreach, sales, assistant-type tasks, research, and everything that you can think of. Does that sound fun? You don’t have to know ANYTHING but you need to be an extremely quick learner. I need to be amazed at how smart you are.

We would offload various tasks to you. You would also be my assistant, and everyone’s assistant. But if you’re super smart, that means that over time you’ll kind of be running the company – then I’d be your assistant. It depends on how talented you are.

You don’t need experience. You just need to be super smart and love business – everything about business.

This could be a long-term position if you want. Very long-term. If you’re good and we like working together, we could work together for a long, long time – like the rest of my career.

Thanks, and I look forward to hearing from you.

Jack